Saying "no" to five
pounds of gummi bears has made
mum unpopular.

Plunging the toilet
is not the way I wanted
to start my Sunday.

The morning after
the night before is helped
by leftover pie

Bring on the turkey,
the stuffing, and pumpkin pie!
Food bliss imminent!

I think I love you,
with your slick, simple features.
Please be mine, Prezi?

I had plans to write
a burnt-toast haiku, but it's
already been done.

All my sentences
have too many syllables
to make good haiku.

A hamburger is
only okay if you did
not order chicken.

We're teaching our girl
how to drive; it's time. Lesson
number one: USE KEYS!

Wednesday's lesson:
Never leave woollen hand-knits
where cats might vomit.

Dear Eldest Daughter,
Your lost umbrella is not
my problem. Sorry.

To my dear daughters,
it takes more than ten hours to
wash a week's clothes. Fact.

November harvest;
abundant late tomatoes.
Unbelievable.

Three cats, one blanket.
Three cats, and only one lap.
Three cats going cheap.

A queue nineteen deep
Busiest Starbucks in town
No chai for me now

Halloween goodies:
half-price clearance at Target.
My day is complete.